tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51459701545715068202024-03-12T18:36:12.000-07:00Chinkypin SezHello! I'm nerdy and I like to eat! Welcome!Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.comBlogger293125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-23345419789032550632015-08-08T12:20:00.001-07:002015-08-08T12:20:51.235-07:00A Doubtful Guest<br />
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So this thing showed up on my porch chair. I invited it in.<br />
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It seemed harmless enough...<br />
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But then,<br />
it just made itself right at home.<br />
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Really at home. It has no manners at all.</div>
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Its a nosy parker,</div>
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fancies itself a literary critic,<br />
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and is a total couch hog.</div>
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David gave it a comeuppance.</div>
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But they have since made up their differences.<br />
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Which is good, because it looks as if it means to stay for quite a while.<br />
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I had some leftover pineapple slices, so I decided to make an upside down cake. I don't know anything else to do with a pineapple. You will need a spring form pan.<br />
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1/2 cup butter<br />
1 cup sugar<br />
1 tsp vanilla <br />
2 eggs<br />
2 c flour<br />
1 tsp baking soda<br />
1 tsp baking powder<br />
1/2 tsp salt<br />
1 1/2 cups greek yogurt<br />
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some pineapple slices<br />
brown sugar<br />
a dab of butter <br />
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Pre heat the oven to 350.<br />
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Beat the butter, sugar, and vanilla until light colored and fluffy. Beat in the eggs one at a time. Put all the dry ingredients in a sifter, and add one half at a time to the batter, alternating with yogurt. Mix thoroughly after each addition. <br />
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Assemble your pan, then put about 1/3 cup of brown sugar and a dab of butter in it. Add a couple teaspoons of water. Turn a burner on medium, and then carefully melt the butter & sugar together, stirring to prevent burning. When the sugar is mostly melted, remove from heat and swirl to coat the bottom of the pan.<br />
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Cover the sugar with a layer of pineapple slices then pour in the batter. Gently thump the pan on the counter a couple times to shake out any big air bubbles. Place the pan on a cookie sheet, because it will leak. Bake for an hour and a half, approximately.<br />
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1. Yes, it really did take me 90 minutes to cook this. I turned the pan around once in the middle because my oven pretty much sucks.<br />
2. The original recipe is for a sour cream coffee cake. So you could use that instead, but greek yogurt sure did the trick.<br />
3. Maybe this is what I needed to use those plums for. I bet it would be delicious.<br />
4. I used fresh pineapple, but I'm sure canned would be just as good.<br />
5. I also didn't have any maraschino cherries, which I think are very important to a pineapple upside down cake. It just isn't the same without them.<br />
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I have no idea how people managed to make cakes before the invention of electric mixers. I paid 6$ for a used one at goodwill. It's a piece of crap, but it has made a batch of Mexican wedding cookies, a tart crust, and this cake this month and it was worth every one of those 600 pennies. This cake wouldn't have been half as good without it, because inflating the batter with minute air bubbles is one of the things that makes a proper cake.<br />
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This isn't perfect, but it's still very good cake. It stayed moist even after an hour and a half in the oven, and is neither too rich nor too rubbery. If you hate maraschino cherries though, at least have some ice cream with it.<br />
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<br />Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-53478220354746325772014-10-01T08:30:00.000-07:002014-10-02T08:51:01.026-07:00More about knitting <br />
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I'm not a serious knitter, by which I mean that I haven't been knitting since I was a wee sprat, and I spend less time making actual <i>things</i> than just dinking around. I've only been doing it regularly for about 5 years, or less. This means that I am still discovering things about knitting that are interesting.<br />
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For instance, I don't think about knitting the way people who design knitting patterns do- 'make 1 increase every 3 rows for 6 inches, then bind off 6 stitches using smaller needles...' I usually think something like 'well, I think I just gradually make it bigger starting here, and when it's long enough, I'll stop.' That kind of thing works fine for making simple shapes without any fancy textures, but for something more complex I'm still in the woods.<br />
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Therefore, swatches. I got the Barbara Walker stitch dictionary about the same time as I found a bag of mini skeins at goodwill. They're the perfect size for swatches: they're small enough that by the time I decide the yarn is too prickly, or the pattern is just stupid, I'm done anyway. I've learned some things about the nature of knitting this way:<br />
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Merino yarn really is a amazing as everyone says it is. It's lightweight, cushy, springy but not to springy, holds its shape well, and and looks a little glossy when worked up.<br />
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Fancy textures just look like crap when knitted in variegated yarn. No matter how beautiful that striped yarn looks with its 5 different colors in a ball, it will knit up a splotchy, uneven, formless mess. And you will not be able to see that fancy stitch clearly. Just don't even bother.<br />
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The most interesting thing that I've realized is that knitting has syntax. That is, patterns cannot be knitted backwards. In one sense, well duh. But it's <i>why</i> they don't reverse that is cool. Think of it this way- since knitting is basically just rows of loops going through other loops, it ought to work just as well if you go from the top to the bottom as from the bottom up, right? Not really. It works for plain knitting, because every row has exactly the same number of loops, and each loop stays in the same relationship to the other loops for the whole way. But if you knit a pattern, you change the relationship of each loop not only to the loops next to it, <i>but in relation to the row before and the row after it!</i> I'm sure experienced knitters would roll their eyes at me here. Whatever. The idea was a new one to me.<br />
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I tried to reverse the order of a particularly complex and beautiful pattern because I wanted a sweater knitted from the top down rather than bottom up. Did not go well. I never did manage to approximate anything like the original pattern, because I couldn't figure out the increases and decreases. On the other hand I gained an appreciation if swatching. Those are my swatches up there. I have a whole bag of them and they look like quilt pieces so maybe someday I'll make a very strange and off-putting cushion cover out of them.Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-42184397173440880622014-09-22T12:41:00.000-07:002014-09-22T12:41:50.101-07:00Plum Tart<br />
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This is the third or fourth time I've used <a href="http://chinkypinsez.blogspot.com/2014/06/jam-tart.html" target="_blank">this crust recipe,</a> and I've been trying to figure out if there's any reason not to use powdered sugar instead of regular. I don't think there is, but so far I haven't tried it.<br />
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These plums were growing in the yard of the vacant house next door to my sister. They're pretty good plums for cooking, not too sweet or too juicy. I made the crust as for for the jam tart pretty much exactly, but then put in a layer of sliced plums instead of jam, sprinkled a spoon or two of sugar on them, and skipped the marzipan.<br />
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I should have cooked it for a few more minutes, but the plums came out perfect. They got soft but not mushy, and were the perfect balance of sweet and tart. A little plum juice ran out and made the crumbs slightly fruity and cakey, and the almonds gave it crunch. I might have to get some more plums from the abandoned house before they all fall off the tree.<br />
<br />Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-67114265001772395572014-09-13T19:47:00.000-07:002014-09-13T19:47:10.089-07:00The Things I Do for Love <br />
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I hate macaroni salad. I hate the squishy, stiff texture of the noodles, I hate the slimy miracle whip based sweet/sour/sickening yellow substance that glops around them. I hate the pickle bits that are sometimes mixed in. It manages to be both indescribably bland and utterly offensive. It is the cuisine of middle America at its nadir.<br />
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I have never made macaroni salad in my life. Until today.<br />
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David has a paradoxical love of macaroni salad. He dislikes mayonnaise on sandwiches, and I can't figure out why he likes it on cold noodles. But he was out of town this week, and I missed him,and he asked me to make some macaroni salad. So I said ok. I asked him what he likes in his macaroni salad. He said<br />
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'Little pieces of carrot. And pepper. And those...green things.'<br />
'Celery?'<br />
'Celery.'<br />
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So there you have it.<br />
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Boil a cup of macaroni in salty water. Cook them a little softer than you would if you were going to eat them like spaghetti. When they're done, rinse them under cold water until they are quite cool.<br />
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Cut up 1 small carrot and 2 small ribs of celery into 1/4" dice. Mince a few leaves of parsley, and half a green onion. Put everything in a large bowl and add a large scoop of mayo and a tablespoon of the best quality coarse-ground dijon mustard you can find. Add plenty of coarse black pepper and stir it up.<br />
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Chill it for a while. Pour yourself a drink and feed the macaroni to your boyfriend. Secretly enjoy eating a serving yourself.<br />
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<br />Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-31025352016774336412014-06-25T10:53:00.003-07:002014-06-25T11:13:17.323-07:00Pachydermoids<br />
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I made some little elephants. The pattern is by Ysolda Teague, and the directions are just delightful to use. I used smaller yarn than called for, and smaller needles, but other than that I pretty much followed the directions exactly for the first elephant, and only made the ears different for the second, smaller one.<br />
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The bigger one looks pretty much like an elephant, so I added a tail, which the directions don't call for. I also didn't have enough yarn to make a whole elephant in gray, so I switched to red for the body so he looks like he's wearing a little onesie. I added a butt flap to complete the impression. He's stuffed with Poly fill. This makes him quite lightweight, and very squishy, which is nice, but his arms and legs are a bit stiff or something.<br />
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I made the next one on even smaller needles, but with the same yarn, resulting in a much denser knitted fabric. Partly I just thought the miniaturization would be cute, and partly I wanted to fill it with beans and thus needed to make sure the knitting was tight enough that the beans wouldn't work their way out. That aspect was perfectly successful: the beans gave it a nice weight and the arms and legs are appealingly floppy, and slightly poseable. On the other hand, the ears turned out a little unexpectedly. I think they look more elfin than elephantine. I like the construction of the alternate ears; they are flatter at the edges than the originals, but the proportions are a bit whimsical. I now have a strange little house gnome rather than an elephant. I think it needs a tail, but I'm not sure what kind, I'll have to think about it.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/chinkypin/" target="_blank">Here are more pictures. </a><br />
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<br />Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-51496333631735460822014-06-21T20:00:00.000-07:002014-06-21T19:52:51.319-07:00Tiffin!I always have to say it like Timmy from the Simpsons says Timmy!<br />
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Tiffin!Tiffin!<br />
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It looks boring as hell. I can't remember what made me look up a recipe, and once I made some I didn't even want to take a picture of it. It has such a loyal following that I thought well whattahell, it can't be all that great.<br />
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But it kinda is. It's like if a Kit Kat bar was really as good as the TV ads say it is. But more like the graham cracker pie crust of the gods. With chocolate. It's definitely not cake, or a cookie, and you wouldn't say it was candy either.<br />
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8 oz TJ's lemon wafer cookies, the ones with chocolate drizzles<br />
1/3 cup yellow raisins, optional. If you do without, add another handful of cookies.<br />
1/3 cup butter<br />
4 T cocoa powder<br />
3 T syrup<br />
2 T sugar<br />
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about 4 or 5 oz of chocolate <br />
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Smash up the cookies. Don't totally powder them, there ought to be a few pea-sized bits left. Add the cocoa powder and raisins.<br />
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In a small sauce pan, heat the butter, sugar, & syrup. Bring to a gentle boil for about 5 minutes, then pour over the rest of the ingredients. Toss everything together until thoroughly combined, then press the mix into a cake pan. Melt the chocolate. Pour it over the mix and swirl the pan around to create an even layer on top. Cool the tiffin in the fridge, then break or cut it into candy bar sized pieces.<br />
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Notes:<br />
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1. Traditionally, you are supposed to use a mild, dry, not very rich cookie for this. But i really like those lemon things.<br />
2. Also, authentic recipes will call for 'golden syrup' which I think is very similar to pancake syrup, but I've never had any so I don't know. I used some scandinavian baking syrup I got at ikea.<br />
3. Lastly, the recipe I based this on called for half dark and half milk chocolate, melted and mixed together. So I just used semi sweet baking chips. <br />
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Dang this stuff was good. The lemon cookies are very crispy, but not hard, and the raisins make little tart, chewy fruity spots that bring out the lemon flavor. I used only one kind of chocolate, but it now occurs to me that if I had used half dark and half milk chocolate, I could have given it a marbled top instead of mixing the two together. It would have looked fancier, and maybe I'd have taken a picture.Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-19466513342455215752014-06-15T17:50:00.000-07:002014-06-15T17:50:39.972-07:00Improved TamalesThe first time I made tamales, I fell into the trap of thinking that it had to be difficult to make them, because they are delicious, and mysterious, and somewhat exotic to me. In hindsight, this was a pretty silly thing to assume, because like all really good comfort food, tamales are what poor people with few resources in terms of time or equipment make to feed themselves with. I'm sure the procedure outlined in my first attempt is just fine, if you want to make things hard on yourself, but this is easier, and comes out better. You do not need a mixer, just a big bowl and a spoon or spatula. You don't need to whip the shortening first, and then add little bits of this and little bits of that, just whack it all together. And for crying out loud, just use baking powder. No one in their right mind is going to turn their nose up at your tamale because it is <i>too fluffy and delicious!</i><br />
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Start by putting half a package of corn husks in very hot water to soak. Weight them down with something so they stay submerged. This will make 10 to 15 tamales depending on how big you want them.<br />
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3 1/2 cups masa for tamales<br />
2 1/2 cups nearly boiling water<br />
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Mix these 2 ingredients thoroughly, until the masa is evenly moistened. Cover and set aside for about 45 minutes to hydrate while you assemble whatever you want to put inside them. I used little sticks of cheddar and a half jar of roasted green peppers that was in the freezer. When you're ready to assemble things you will need:<br />
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More warm water<br />
1 Tablespoon baking powder<br />
2/3 cups shortening- I used about half butter and half bacon fat.<br />
salt<br />
Aluminum foil <br />
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Break up the hydrated masa and mix in the shortening and baking powder.. A wooden spoon or something else firm is good for this. When the shortening is well incorporated, gradually add enough water to give the mix a soft play-doh consistency. Salt to taste.<br />
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Take about half a cup of dough and squish it onto the center of a corn husk. Form it into a square about 4" across and put few bits of filling down the center. Roll the whole business up, fold over the narrow end of the husk and leave the other end open. Tear a off rectangle of aluminum foil and firmly wrap the tamale with it.<br />
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To cook, fill a stock pot or other deep cooking vessel with about 4" of water. Put the tamales in the pot so that the open ends of the tamales are pointing upwards. Boil for about 45 minutes or until the cheese explodes out of the wrapper and makes a mess.<br />
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Notes:<br />
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1. Remember to keep track of which end is the open end of the tamale! I folded the foil wrappers so the ends were easily distinguishable.<br />
2. Use fresh masa. Mine was rather old, and while the texture is great, the taste is a little disappointing.<br />
3. You can use any type of shortening, even cooking oil, I bet.<br />
4. Likewise, you could use stock instead of water. I was just trying to keep things simple.<br />
5. Use enough salt. Tamales don't even have to have fillings, it's really about the steamed masa, so make sure that stuff is well seasoned.<br />
6. Try to keep the filings well encased in the masa. Tamales expand significantly during cooking, which puts a lot of pressure on the insides. <br />
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Expansion is why you leave one end of the tamale open in the first place. If you wrap the whole thing up as tight as possible, you're just setting yourself up to have the husks rupture and make a giant gloppy mess in the cooking pot. It's better to leave one end open to give it a little extra room at the outset. Foil wrapping helps too. It eliminates the need to use little strings to tie up the husks, and keeps excess water out of the tamales while they're boiling.<br />
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This recipe is so much simpler than the previous one that I am again considering making my own tamales regularly.<br />
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<br />Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-51076264039897668262014-06-08T16:08:00.000-07:002014-09-06T12:39:28.160-07:00Jam Tart <br />
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The filling is just a layer of store bought jam, so there's nothing amazing about that, but the crust is quite remarkable.<br />
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3/4 cups butter<br />
1/2 cup sugar <br />
1 1/2 cups flour (about 200 grams)<br />
1/2 teaspoon almond extract<br />
1/8 teaspoon salt<br />
sliced almonds<br />
jam<br />
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optional: 1/3 cup marzipan <br />
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Pre heat the oven to 350.<br />
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Cream the butter & sugar with the salt & almond extract until the mixture is fluffy and light colored and the sugar grains are dissolved. Gently mix in the flour. Put 1/2 cup of the dough in a bowl in the freezer to stiffen up. Press the rest of the pastry into a tart pan; be sure to make the crust as even a thickness as possible. Spread a thin layer of jam over the crust. Take the reserved crust out of the freezer. If you're using marzipan, use a pastry cutter to combine it slightly with the reserved dough. Break the mixture into crumbs and sprinkle it over the jam, then add a few almond slices. Bake until the crust is lightly browned, 40 to 50 minutes.<br />
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1. I over cooked mine. I didn't want it as brown as the picture. It was also a smidge tough.<br />
2. The original recipe says to use a 9" pan. Mine is bigger than that, which is why I decided to use a little marzipan in the topping to spread it out a little. <br />
3. Real butter. Not margarine. Not shortening.<br />
4. Do not skimp during the part about 'cream butter & sugar until fluffy'. This is all-important! <br />
5. I used blackberry jam, but I bet it would be really good with marmalade, or figs, or plum jam.<br />
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This crust is both amazing and very strange. Essentially what you do is make a buttercream frosting, then mix in enough flour to make a kind of heavy spackle which you then coat the inside of your pan with. Conventional pastry has a tendency to shrink and toughen when it is cooked, but this stuff does not shrink, and at least when it isn't overcooked, stays tender and shortbready. I suspect that the reason for the lack of shrinkage is the fact that when you cream the butter & sugar, what you're doing is whipping minute bubbles into the fat. It takes quite a long time if you do this by hand, but the result is unlike anything else. The air bubbles expand in the oven, and since there is no added liquid in the recipe to evaporate out and cause shrinking, the crust retains its size and shape as it solidifies. <br />
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I used this crust recipe for a <a href="http://chinkypinsez.blogspot.com/2012/06/skunk-works.html" target="_blank">quarkkuchen </a>a little later, with a little vanilla and lemon zest, and it was fantastic. Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-4464748037662302662014-06-01T16:56:00.000-07:002014-06-01T16:56:46.739-07:00Chocolate Cheese Cake <br />
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Jej mades a mighty delicious chocolate cheesecake. This is not exactly the recipe she used, because she has an even harder time following a recipe than I do, but we started with the same source material, and I added cocoa powder the same as she did. You will need a springform baking pan.<br />
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Pre heat the oven to 325.<br />
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crust:<br />
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2 cups peanut butter cookie crumbs<br />
1/4 cup butter<br />
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Grind the cookies to a powder and put them in a microwavable bowl with the butter. Zap it for about 30 seconds, then mix the butter and crumbs thoroughly. Press the mixture into the bottom of your pan and up the sides about an inch. Set aside.<br />
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Filling:<br />
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2, 8-oz things of cream cheese<br />
3 eggs<br />
1 cup sugar<br />
2 cups greek yogurt<br />
1/4 cup cocoa powder<br />
teaspoon vanilla extract<br />
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If you have a food processor that is big enough to do the whole recipe at once, put everything in it and process it until it's smooth. (I don't have such a thing, but I do have a blender, which worked but was not too happy about it. ) Pour the filling into the crust and bake for an hour. See note #1! It will be still a little jiggly when it comes out of the oven, that's ok. Let it cool at room temperature for an hour, then stick it in the fridge over night and it will set up.<br />
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1. My oven is known to cook very unevenly. To compensate for this, I baked mine for 25 minutes, turned it around, and baked it for another 25 minutes. Remember, every time you open the oven, your cooking time increases by a few minutes so take that into account if you need to do the same.<br />
2. Heating the cookie crumbs as well as the butter softens the crumbs. You need less butter to hold them together than you would if you were using crackers because cookies already have a high fat content.<br />
3. Use full fat yogurt if you can get it. The original recipe calls for sour cream, so stop worrying about the fat content. It's a cheesecake for crissakes.<br />
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So why <i>do</i> I keep putting greek yogurt in things if I'm not worried about the fat content? Because sour cream is not a multi-tasking ingredient. I make my own yogurt because it's cheap that way, so that's always what there is in the fridge. In most recipes, you can use greek yogurt and sour cream interchangeably, but I can't eat a bowl of sour cream and cereal for my breakfast. Blerg. Yogurt is more tart than sour cream (which I like), and you have to be careful adding it to hot dishes because it can curdle, but mostly it's easier for me to use that than planning ahead and buying a whole other thing that doesn't go in anything else. I'm lazy, basically.Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-1026418940670344082014-04-26T23:40:00.000-07:002014-04-28T12:29:21.667-07:00Wow, it works! <br />
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I made a Rube Goldberg Machine, and it actually works! I've been knitting a lot lately, and given that decent yarn is terribly expensive, I took a notion to recycle the yarn out of sweaters from Goodwill. Which is all well and good, but it takes forever using a drop spindle.<br />
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Back when I did my initial experimentation, I had tried to figure out a method for using my treadle machine base to spin yarn, but my engineering was for crap and I abandoned the idea for several months. I was even seriously considering buying an actual spinning wheel to speed up plying the yarn I got out of secondhand sweaters, until I came across plans for building your own.<br />
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That's when I learned about scotch tension. See, when you spin yarn, 2 things need to happen. First, it has to get twisted. Second, the twisted yarn has to get wound up onto a spool or something. With the most basic type of spinning mechanisms, you spend a couple seconds twisting, than stop twisting while you wind up the string you just made. Scotch tension is a method for getting these 2 things to happen<i> simultaneously!</i><br />
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As you can see, the gadget above has a spool (bobbin, in the parlance) mounted between 2 arms. The thing with the arms is the flyer. The flyer has a little wheel stuck on it, and the belt from the treadle table goes over the wheel and turns the flyer. This is what twists the yarn.<br />
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It is ridiculously easy: all you do is loop a little piece of string over the end of the bobbin, causing a teensy bit of drag. The bobbin will then turn just a little slower than the flyer, so that not only does the flyer twist the yarn, it rotates around the bobbin, thus winding and twisting at the same time.<br />
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The first time I read about how that works I thought well dang, that is just brilliant. I'd been looking at plans for spinning wheels that work using complex arrangements of drive belts and wheels with multiple grooves in different diameters calculated to cause various ratios of twist and take up, and it was all just too daunting. Scotch tension is so perfectly low-tech it's foolproof. Want your yarn less twisty? Tighten the string. Want your yarn to be more twisty? Loosen it. Want to make yarn faster? Pedal faster, silly!<br />
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I saw a short, annoying video about how to make shukshaka, which is a north african dish. The woman in the video had such irritating mannerisms that I'm not going to link to it. I'll just tell you about the food instead, which was just like this, but with bell peppers in the sauce. I have no peppers today and I don't have much else in the house either. This was quick and uses the kind of things that are left at the end of the week after I've eaten everything else, but before I go shopping.<br />
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1 onion<br />
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Thinly slice the onion, and saute it in an oven safe skillet with the oil, salt, pepper, paprika and herbs. When the onions are a little brown and caramelized, chop up as many garlic cloves as you prefer. I used 2. Add those to the pan and let them cook for about a minute. Add the tomatoes, cover the pan and simmer for about 5 minutes. Taste for seasonings, give it a stir, and crack on some eggs. Mine is a 10 inch pan, and I used 4 eggs, but the number is up to you. Bake for 6 minutes, serve with some bread or something. If you put some greens on the plate, it will look a lot fancier.<br />
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2. The original recipe says to saute some red bell peppers in with the onions, but I kinda like it this way. It's simple.<br />
3. I made toast to go with it, but I bet it would be good over noodles too. Or rice.<br />
4. When they come out of the oven, the whites will still be a little jiggly. If you like them that way, eat them at once, otherwise, let them stand for one minute. The sauce is so hot it will continue to cook the eggs for quite a while, just dish them up when they reach the stage you want.<br />
5. In the summer when fresh tomatoes are cheaper, you could use those and I bet it would taste great. You might have to cook them a little longer before you add the eggs though. <br />
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I think the smoked paprika is key to making this recipe come out right, especially since there are no bell peppers in it. Smoked paprika is usually mildly spicy, but not cayenne level hot, and you can still distinctly taste the sweet pepper flavor too. You can be fairly generous without overpowering everything else in the dish. The smokiness of different batches varies somewhat, I've discovered, so you'll need to adjust the amount you use based on how much smoky flavor you want relative to how much spicy and how much bell pepper flavor. It's interesting stuff.Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-90069696832104220672013-12-25T15:41:00.000-08:002013-12-25T15:41:33.763-08:00Merry %$#@#ing Blah Blah!<br />
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I don't wish anybody ill of the season, I just want you to know that I find most of the usual ceremonial observances terribly off-putting. <br />
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I offer to encourage you in your particular enjoyment, in exchange for being allowed to go on much as I do any other day of the year. With more sleep. And more cookies, probably more cookies.<br />
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Christmakwanzaakha.Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-13422795806184584262013-12-16T19:43:00.001-08:002013-12-16T19:43:50.006-08:00The Most Frustrating Project in the World<br />
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Among other things that Mom sent me last year was a large piece of coral-peach colored silk chiffon. It's just the most lovely stuff ever. I have a pattern for a blouse that is probably from the mid 1960's, and I thought it would be perfect for that, what with the ruffles and all. The chiffon is super soft, and the shade of pink is flattering, I was all excited.<br />
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Then I decided the pattern needed fixing. I originally thought I'd be able to use a single layer of fabric, but I didn't like the idea of having all the seams show, because the material isn't just slightly sheer, it is totally transparent. So I thought that I'd use a double layer. So, twice as much cutting.<br />
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Then I decided that I don't like the straight ruffles that the pattern came with. I wanted circular ruffles. So, cutting bias shapes. Twice each.<br />
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Finally, I decided that if I was going to double layer the material, I might as well get rid of the button front and make it a pull over. That may well have been my only wise decision.<br />
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Cutting silk chiffon is a bitch. It wiggles around on the cutting board like a sea salp with palsy. It sticks to itself. It is so fine that it is nearly impossible to pick up. It takes static cling like you wouldn't believe. You have to iron it with extreme caution, or you will cook it to death. And the thing that made me want to wear it the most, the drapey, soft, squishy texture, makes it nearly impossible to be sure that when it's laying down, the grain of the cloth really is straight.<br />
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There is one thing that I am still pretty geeked about though. I figured out a method for making the bust darts in 2 layers of this most irritating material.<br />
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2. With the same kind of thread, baste across the width of the dart, making sure that each stitch is the same length on each side of the dart, as in the picture. <br />
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This summer, David and I had this approximate conversation.<br />
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Me: Lentils. <i>(hysterical laughter) </i>"Pellets"!</div>
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I had something like this at a very fancy wedding reception. I was initially put off by the squash, because usually things with squash in them are made too sweet for my taste (except for pie, and sometimes even then). But I changed my mind, and here is my version.<br />
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Peel, seed, and slice the squash into pieces about 1/2" thick. Toss with salt, pepper and olive oil, and arrange in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake at 400 until a little brown around the edges. This will take a while, so in the meantime,<br />
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Chop the onion, celery, carrot, and garlic. Saute them on medium heat with a dash of oil and salt in a large, heavy bottomed saucepan. Mine is about a gallon size. When the onions are starting to go transparent, add the chicken. It's fine to use frozen, I always do. Poke the chicken to the bottom of the pan and let it brown a little, then fill the pot about 1/2 way up with water. Bring to a boil, then add the cumin, oregano, and chop the peppers and add them too. Cook until the chicken is done through, then drain and add the hominy. Boil gently until the chicken is starting to fall apart and you can mash it into bits with a wooden spoon.<br />
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By this time the squash is probably done. Take about 1/3 of the cooked squash and coarsely chop it. The rest can be used for something else. Add the chopped squash to the soup, taste for salt, and cook until the soup has thickened slightly and all the flavors have blended, about 15-20 minutes.<br />
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You should really eat this with tortillas and fresh cilantro, but I didn't have the energy to make tortillas today, and I was out of cilantro. More thoughts:<br />
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1. The original version of this used port rather than chicken, and I think I like that better. If you use pork, use a nice fatty cut.<br />
2. You have to use enough salt. All the veggies add a lot of natural sugars, and the salt balances it out.<br />
3. Skip the carrot? I ended up thinking it was unnecessary with the squash.<br />
4. Consider using a different squash. Butternut is very easy to use, but it is quite sweet, which increases the need for salt. Kabocha or Hubbard squash might be a better fit.<br />
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I am still computerless, so I have no photos, but I got a message from Office Max saying my order has shipped, so I am excited.<br />
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<i>*12/8/13 I now am have computer! So Excite. Picture enabled!</i> Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-21569140749422127752013-11-19T12:53:00.002-08:002013-11-19T12:53:37.009-08:00Ok, ok, the hoopla is accurate.I don't have a picture right now because my computer died and the process of trying to replace it so I can get a decent pic uploaded is unspeakably irritating.<br />
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But but but! It really is true that you can make amazing bread without kneading it. You stir it with a spoon for a minute then stick it in the fridge overnight. Recipe:<br />
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When you want to use it, pre-heat the oven to 465. Not a typo. That's about halfway between 450 and 475.<br />
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The internets are swarming with rave reviews of<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/08/dining/081mrex.html?_r=0" target="_blank"> this recipe</a>. I am always skeptical of anything that gets that much fuss, and I have encountered in person several purported 'no knead breads' that were not all that good. In fact they were pretty blah. Sheer laziness made me try this. I got my procedural advice from <a href="http://theitaliandishblog.com/imported-20090913150324/2010/2/26/amazing-artisan-bread-for-40-cents-a-loaf-no-kneading-no-fus.html" target="_blank">several </a> different <a href="http://www.artisanbreadinfive.com/2010/02/09/back-to-basics-tips-and-techniques-to-create-a-great-loaf-in-5-minutes-a-day">sources.</a> The one claiming it is <a href="http://www.steamykitchen.com/168-no-knead-bread-revisited.html" target="_blank">easy enough that a 4 year old can do it</a> gives me hope that I can make David do it, since he is the primary bread eater in the house at the moment.<br />
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I think all of the advice offered is valid, but I have some opinions of my own, of course.<br />
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1. Use bread flour. Duh. I have no idea why there are recipes out there that say to use all purpose.<br />
2. You don't need a pizza stone, or anything else. Just use a thin metal pan. Not one of those insulated ones.<br />
3. You don't need to put a pan of water in the oven to encourage the crust to get crispy either. If you really want crust, just leave it in 5 minutes longer.<br />
4. Ignore all the fussy things about using parchment paper and pastry cloths, and damp towels and blah blah blah room temperature blah what. It just doesn't matter.<br />
5. The only things that do seem to matter are that you need to make the dough very wet, almost like batter to start with, and then leave it to sit for a long time.<br />
6. Don't bother washing the mixing bowl. You know you're going to want more bread in a couple days, just mix the next batch. So what if there's a little leftover dough in the bowl?<br />
7. Ovens vary. If your bread is too dry, cook it 5 minutes less. If your bread is too gummy, cook it more. Simple!<br />
8. I hate parchment paper. Totally unnecessary. Just another thing that gets thrown away.<br />
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But what does it taste like? It tastes like all those expensive $5.00 'artisan boules' you can get at 'boulangeries' and Whole Foods. But even fresher. No foolin'. Back when I was messing around with complicated procedures trying to get my baguettes to turn out like the ones that you buy from fancy bakeries, I should have been doing this instead. It's crunchy, and chewy, and the inside has the right amount of holes, and it's this beautiful slightly golden color.<br />
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I'm going to try mixing multiple batches of dough at once and keeping them in the fridge, apparently that's perfectly feasable.<br />
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It took me a year and a half to knit these socks. Mostly, I am just really glad to be done with them. <br />
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They are made of wool that I unraveled from a sweater that was really well made but terribly unflattering. Gauge, about 9 stitches/inch. Needles are a 000 40" circular, which I chose because I knitted them 2 at a time toe-up. <br />
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They are far from perfect, because I fall much closer to the "project knitter" side of things than the "process knitter" side.<br />
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The ribbing at the top looks nice. I learned a new bind-off technique that allows the top edge to stretch very easily.<br />
The fit at the ankle is nice and snug. No wrinkles or sags.<br />
They're toasty warm- 100% merino! <br />
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And I really could have thought out the calf increases better. They're a little clunky looking.<br />
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Naturally, even though I swore the whole time that I would never do such a thing again, I started thinking about how to make the next pair better the minute I got these off the needle.We'll just have to wait and see if that really happens.<br />
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Last night David brought home this giant-ass pumpkin.<br />
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Me: Ohmigod. Is that China? And Taiwan?<br />
Him: It's the 'One China'.<br />
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!<br />
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Me: Who the hell puts China on a pumpkin?<br />
Him: I dunno...Chinese People?<br />
Me: No dude, not even Chinese people would China on a pumpkin.<br />
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Me: Is that the Korean peninsula?<br />
Him: I was thinking about it then I was like, nah, that's too hard.<br />
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Him: I was paying tribute to your people!Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-61340278313433811632013-10-17T20:29:00.000-07:002013-10-17T20:29:21.105-07:00Noodle Soup<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I feel like crap today, as I have felt for about 6 days now. I'm getting right tired of it. Meanwhile, here is a bowl of soup. I did not eat this soup today; I did not eat much of anything in fact, due to the crap-feeling business, but looking at this picture of soup from some time ago makes me feel better, so here it is.<br />
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There is fried tofu, and greens, plus noodles in fish broth, and I decorated it with minced ginger, green onions, and mushroom fluff. There is nothing mysterious about it (except maybe the mushroom fluff), it's just soup. It only looks pretty for about 30 seconds before you stir it up in to a mess and slurp it up, but those are an important 30 seconds, I think.<br />
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That's my first and probably only attempt to spin my own yarn. I've been curious about spinning forever and thought I'd try it out. So I grabbed a little 1 ounce baggie of prepared wool when I was at the store the other day and spent some time trying out various home made contraptions for turning it into string. Some things I discovered are:<br />
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1. It takes more coordination than anything else. It isn't physically arduous, or complicated, but it reminded me of learning to pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time. Or rotate my arms in opposite directions.<br />
2. There are some weird old men who like to do historical re-enactments having to do with spinning flax on youtube.<br />
3. A drop spindle is about the most low tech thing you can get, but there are better ways to make them and worse ways. I found that a bent coathanger jammed into a rollerblade wheel was more effective than a thing made out of a CD and a chopstick. The important thing is weight. The rubber wheel had enough mass to keep the whole mess turning for a good while, whereas the CD was too flimsy and just stopped rotating.<br />
4. Between the two iterations of drop spindle, I had the rollerblade wheel jammed under a belt that I operated with the treadle of one of my sewing machines. That was much faster, but was like learning to pat my head, rub my tummy, and rotate my arms in opposite directions all three at once. <br />
5. One ounce of wool will not make enough yarn to make anything out of, at least not if you're a beginning spinner. I would knit a bunch of little aliens out of it, but it's so unevenly made that it would make some very misshapen creatures.<br />
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At any rate, my curiosity is satisfied. I now know that making string is about as interesting as you'd expect it to be for about 2 hours, and then I'm pretty much done.<br />
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Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-33434310122741124042013-09-21T21:41:00.000-07:002013-10-04T09:04:51.135-07:00Actual Banana Bread <br />
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Unlike what is usually meant by the term banana bread, which is in fact a sort of very moist cake, this is a formula for yeast risen bread, using bananas.<br />
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460 grams over ripe bananas. This was 4 medium sized ones for me.<br />
525 grams bread flour<br />
30 grams butter<br />
7 grams salt<br />
7 grams yeast<br />
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Peel and smash the bananas and then put everything in a bread machine to knead for 2o minutes. Proof the dough for about 2 hours. Deflate the dough and gently shape it into a loaf. Put it in a loaf pan and let it rise until doubled, then bake at 375 for an hour.<br />
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Notes:<br />
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1. The variable nature of bananas as a unit of measure is somewhat irritating to me.<br />
2. It means that either you will have to do some algebra to figure out how much flour to add, or just kinda eyeball it. I would hate to recommend using algebra. My 8th grade algebra teacher would probably laugh her ass off at me, sitting here trying to remember how to calculate ratios. Shut up, Anne Thomas!<br />
3. Just eyeball it. Keep in mind that this dough should be quite sticky.<br />
4. Because it is so sticky, you will need to flour your hands and work surface quite a bit in order to shape it into a nice loaf.<br />
5. This dough rises quite slowly, but will poof dramatically in the oven. I think it's because there is so much sugar from the bananas.<br />
6. Over ripe bananas means just that. Mine were almost totally black and I had started to worry about fruit flies and fermentation before I stuck them in the fridge to stabilize them until I could put them in the bread. <br />
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Dad used to make this bread regularly, there was also a version of it with raisins in it that I was very partial to. I didn't have enough raisins today, but maybe next time. I think this is the first time I've tried to make it and I'm really happy with how it came out. Mine is fluffier and chewier than Dad's banana bread, because he never used bread flour, only all purpose. It still smells the same though- kinda carameley and tropical. It smells like wellbeing to me. <br />
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<br />Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-25695202130931038602013-09-15T11:17:00.000-07:002013-09-15T11:17:09.908-07:00Fred Meyer Rolls <br />
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I got the recipe from the website of a domestic advice mogul who I think is not only an unpleasant person but they make enough money already that I don't feel obliged to link to the page. Besides, I had to do a lot of math to convert the recipe from volume to weight in order to re-size the recipe so it would fit in my bread machine. What kind of fancy domestic expert are you if your cooking website and doesn't even have a volume-to-weight button for measurements?* I mean jeez, there wasn't even a button for the print friendly version of the recipe.<br />
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In any case, the rolls came out <i>amazing!!!!!</i><br />
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500 g all purpose flour<br />
1 1/4 cups milk <i>or</i> 170 g water and 25 g dry milk which is what I did<br />
5 or 6 tablespoons butter- technically 2/3 of a stick which I kinda eyeballed<br />
2 tablespoons sugar<br />
1 teaspoon salt <br />
2 eggs<br />
10 g yeast- this is a slightly skimpy tablespoon<br />
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The butter should be soft and the eggs at room temperature if you knead by hand, but since I kneaded everything in my bread machine for 20 minutes that's just a minor detail. <br />
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After kneading, let the dough rise until it has doubled in size or slightly more, then gently deflate it. That was about 2 hours for me.<br />
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Divide the dough into 20 pieces and put them on a buttered baking pan. To shape the rolls, first divide the dough in half. Gently roll each half into a rope, working the air out as you go, then pinch off bits. Don't worry if they're a bit lumpy, they will smooth themselves out. Let them rise until doubled. Pre-heat the oven to 375, then bake the rolls for 20 minutes.<br />
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AAARRHHHGGGH! These are so goooooood. I have been trying to get my rolls to turn out like this ever since I started baking! They are just like the rolls you get at the grocery store, except butterier and fresher! I made them to take to David's folks' house for dinner and the car ride was torture because I wanted to snorf up the whole lot at once and I hadn't eaten enough lunch but that last part was my own fault so never mind. These rolls are mighty delicious. In case the picture is not convincing enough, let me extol the fluffiness, the tenderness of the crumb. I am overjoyed at the rich buttery mild sweetness, the thinness and crispiness of the crust. This is one of the rare things I have made where the pleasure of eating actually exceeds the expectations raised by the pleasure of looking.<br />
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To ensure that your rolls have similar quality of performance, please note the following technical points:<br />
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1. Rising time is very important. Don't let the dough over rise or it will start to taste fermented.<br />
2. But don't rush it either. Once the rolls are formed, they need enough time to poof up or they won't be as light and squishy as they should be.<br />
3. When shaping the rolls, make sure to work any air pockets out of the dough or there will be holes in your rolls.<br />
4. If your oven heats as unevenly as mine does, turn the baking sheet around halfway through the cooking time or some rolls will be dried out and others will be pallid.<br />
5. I used one of those insulated cookie sheets, which was probably a good idea because it made the bottoms of the rolls come out nearly as tender as the tops.<br />
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As it turned out, I was not the only person to have brought rolls to dinner, which was great because it meant there were a bunch of mine left for me to take home. They are just as good toasted with butter for breakfast as they were last night. Mmmmmnomnomnom.<br />
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* King Arthur has conversion buttons. <i>Two</i> of 'em. One for imperial and one for metric! AND a print version button, so there!Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-81519734846065880932013-09-10T09:07:00.002-07:002013-09-10T09:11:31.386-07:00Let that be a lesson to you!<br />
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I should really pay more attention to what I'm doing.<br />
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I wanted to make a version of the <a href="http://chinkypinsez.blogspot.com/2012/07/spiced-cream-cakes-with-strawberries.html" target="_blank">cream cakes I'd done before</a>, but not only did I change the recipe, I forgot a major ingredient. Fortunately, the result wasn't bad at all.<br />
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2 cups all purpose flour<br />
1/2 cup whole wheat flour<br />
1/2 cup oatmeal<br />
2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder<br />
1/2 teaspoon salt<br />
1 1/2 cups heavy cream<br />
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melted butter and sugar for dunking<br />
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Pre-heat oven to 350.<br />
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Put cupcake papers in a 12-dish muffin pan.<br />
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Mix together all the dry ingredients, making sure the baking powder doesn't have any lumps left in it. Gently stir in the cream and mix just until it forms an even mass of dough. Divide into 12 parts. Roll each part in melted butter, then in sugar. Bake in the prepared muffin pan for 30 minutes. Remove from the pan immediately and cool on a wire rack. Serve with peaches, cream, and this butterscotch sauce which was the whole reason I made sweet biscuits anyway:<br />
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Fry half a dozen pieces of good-quality bacon in a heavy skillet. Use medium heat so that the bacon drippings don't burn. When the bacon is done, use it to make BLTs or something. Pour off all but 2 tablespoons of the bacon fat and add<br />
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2 tablespoons salted butter<br />
1/2 cup packed dark brown sugar<br />
1/2 cup heavy cream<br />
1/2 teaspoon salt or more, depending on taste<br />
about 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla<br />
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The sauce is phenomenal. The original recipe is from <a href="http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2009/12/ridiculously-easy-butterscotch-sauce/" target="_blank">Smitten Kitchen,</a> but as soon as I saw it I thought it would be even better if I made it with bacon fat. The smoke flavor is very subtle, it just shows up in the aftertaste as a kind of outdoorsy effect. Like smelling your neighbor's barbecue while you eat dessert.<br />
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That aside, as a method for eating butterscotch sauce, the biscuits could use some work. To wit: <br />
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1. I forgot to add the sugar in the dough. The proper recipe calls for 1/3 cup.<br />
2. Because I forgot the sugar, the dough was more dry than I wanted. Sugar adds a lot more moisture than you'd think.<br />
3. Because the dough was dry, it didn't poof up as much as I wanted.<br />
4. Although it's possible that my baking powder is too old.<br />
5. Overall, they were tasty but I wanted them more moist and tender. <br />
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I can think of 3 ways to fix the problem.<br />
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1. I can put the dang sugar in like the recipe says. I don't like this solution because I like the less-sweet biscuit. <br />
2. I can add more cream. This is probably the best option, although it might make the cooking time a bit longer.<br />
3. I could add a smidge more baking powder and cook them for a shorter time at a higher temperature. Risky. After all, what I wanted most was a less dry biscuit, although having them poofier would be nice too.<br />
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Probably the best fix would be to add more cream and to buy fresh baking powder. I still have more butterscotch sauce to use up, but I might put it on pancakes and bananas instead. <br />
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The peaches were just perfect of course. It is the time of year for peaches, after all.<br />
<br />Chinkypinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06255153160675604312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145970154571506820.post-52446176469202509092013-09-04T18:25:00.001-07:002013-09-04T18:25:06.084-07:00Nice Potato Salad <br />
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Not exactly a Nicoise salad, but still pretty nice. Har har. Moving right along...<br />
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I said I'd bring potato salad to Jej's picnic, and I'd had some little potato finger-food thingies that were 'nicoise inspired' which gave me this idea. Traditionally, Salad Nicoise has potatoes, green beans, olives, eggs, tuna and sometimes tomatoes on it. The hors d'oeuvres were basically just tiny tuna-deviled potatoes with a green bean stabbed through the top and a sprinkle of "egg mimosa" which meant little crumbs of egg yolk to make it look fancy. The green bean was awkward to eat. But I liked the potato part, and as silly as it was, the green bean tasted really good. Still, what I wanted was <i>potato</i> salad, not tuna salad, so I came up with this.<br />
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1 lb tiny yellow potatoes<br />
1/2 lb fresh green beans<br />
a handful of parsley, chopped<br />
a green onion, sliced fine<br />
2 cold, hard boiled eggs, sliced<br />
1/2 cup olives, coarsely chopped<br />
zest of a lemon <br />
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dressing:<br />
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juice of a lemon, about 1/4 cup<br />
2 T fish sauce<br />
1 T sherry vinegar<br />
1/3 cup olive oil<br />
pepper<br />
2 T minced fresh thyme<br />
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Mix all the dressing ingredients in a small jar and shake them up. Set aside.<br />
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Boil the potatoes whole until you can stick a fork through them. Drain them, then let them cool completely. Meanwhile blanch the green beans. To do this, bring a pot of water to a boil, then dump in the beans. Leave the beans in the water just until they turn translucent and bright green. Drain the beans then either dump them into a pot of ice water or run them under cold water until they are chilled.<br />
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When the potatoes are cold, cut them into bite sized bits. Cut the green beans on and angle to increase the area of cut surface (and to make them prettier). Put all the salad ingredients in a large bowl and toss with dressing. The orange things in the picture are nasturtium petals, they're just to make it look fancy.<br />
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Ok, this was a pretty good salad, but some things occurred to me later, namely<br />
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1. It would have been better if I'd roasted the bitty potatoes instead. I think little toasty parts would definitely add a more complex and interesting flavor.<br />
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2. I might put in tiny red tomatoes. Both for color and because tomatoes.<br />
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3. Tuna in olive oil. Yes, the fish sauce is fine, but the fish itself is actually more important to the whole nicoise thing than just being a way to add a certain fishy something-something. I think partly it's texture, and partly because fish sauce is fermented, which gives a very different character to things.<br />
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4. It would look better if you just decorated the top with egg slices. The egg yolks get all smushed up if you stir them into the salad.<br />
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