Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Last night David brought home this giant-ass pumpkin.
Me: Ohmigod. Is that China? And Taiwan?
Him: It's the 'One China'.
Me: Who the hell puts China on a pumpkin?
Him: I dunno...Chinese People?
Me: No dude, not even Chinese people would China on a pumpkin.
Me: Is that the Korean peninsula?
Him: I was thinking about it then I was like, nah, that's too hard.
( It occurs to me that China probably thinks the same thing)
Him: I was paying tribute to your people!