I am bah humbug, but David really wanted a hermit crab. I will name it Hubert.
Hubert expresses my mood, which, while not exactly disagreeable, is not at all festive.
|Well this is just humiliating.|
I do not like this kind of sillyness, but I am willing to acknowledge that other people do enjoy such things.
|C'mere an say that t'ma face, son!|
I don't wish anybody ill of the season, I just want you to know that I find most of the usual ceremonial observances terribly off-putting.
|Does this butt make my shell look big?|
I offer to encourage you in your particular enjoyment, in exchange for being allowed to go on much as I do any other day of the year. With more sleep. And more cookies, probably more cookies.
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